I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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