Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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