So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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