Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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