I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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