so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need to calm my uterus...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize