why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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