from now on my penis is your penis
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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