At least make sure they are 18
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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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