i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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