Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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