A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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