i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My feet surprised me
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