I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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