She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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