Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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