I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
