Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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