Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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