Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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