Your tits are I can't wait for
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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