Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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