Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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