Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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