I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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