Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I am mentally ready for anal.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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