Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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