i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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