Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Omg I joined a choir last night...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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