every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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