at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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