all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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