just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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