Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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