so let's talk penis.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need to calm my uterus...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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