she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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