Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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