im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
well you can't waste a boner
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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