there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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