She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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