You really coming over, don't trick.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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