So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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