You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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