my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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