So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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