You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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