Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Holy shit dude........stairs
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