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end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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