Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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