Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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