Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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