"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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