i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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