if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
