I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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