fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
